Monday, April 7, 2014

Spoilers and the Statutes of Limitations

I saw some friends on facebook complaining about how they expect the new Game of Thrones season will be spoiled for them all over their facebook feed thanks to advertisers, fan pages, and worst of all friends who don't know the statute of limitations.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Run the Wrong Way

Yesterday I woke up at 6 and went to the gym. I went up the stairs to the track. A sign tells you that 11 laps equals 1 mile. This sign also says Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays you're supposed to run clockwise, Tuesdays and Thursdays counterclockwise. There was one guy on the track by the time I arrived. He was walking counterclockwise. I began my run following the rules. I passed him going the other way a couple times before stopping beside him.

"I'm sorry, am I going the wrong way?" I asked.

Sunday, March 30, 2014


There's this story that goes God creates the first guy and tells him to name all the things. That's a fair portrayal of us in the world, going around pointing at new things and coming up with names for them. I know I do it.

Monday, March 10, 2014

Four Dealbreakers

When I was in Hawaii, I had sent Kuroi a postcard.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014


There is one story that is guaranteed to make me cry.

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Cardio Update

At least now I have a proper excuse not to drink alcohol.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

The Netflix Pool

I'm not proud of this story. Once upon a time I wanted to hurt someone I cared about, and to prevent myself from backing out of the plan, I ruined my own memories.